{"id":419,"date":"2018-10-04T20:49:38","date_gmt":"2018-10-04T20:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nethergatewriters.org\/?p=419"},"modified":"2021-03-03T18:08:42","modified_gmt":"2021-03-03T18:08:42","slug":"tedious-talks-on-telemetry-national-poetry-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"Tedious Talks On Telemetry – National Poetry Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s National Poetry Day today, so here’s something from one our group’s poets – Richard Gillies<\/em><\/p>\n

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Tedious Talks on Telemetry<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rehearsed smugness, wry smile,
\nI agree with the sentiment it\u2019s all vile.
\nLet\u2019s return a certain uncertainty, tripping on a wire,
\nAll this mock gravitas, it\u2019s patently dire.<\/p>\n

Oh for a little deliberation, some shuffling of notes,
\nOr misattributed adages and vulgar anecdotes.
\na pitcher of water, but no glass in tow,
\na little more unpreparedness, a little less good to go.<\/p>\n

But it\u2019s not what you know, but how you deport,
\nWaving your arms, like a semaphore hill fort.
\nPointing with laser power, with all its pointless charm,
\nProphesying a chain reaction like a chain-smoking smoke alarm.<\/p>\n

Stating the bleeding obvious with ill-advised \u00e9lan,
\nStanding so imperious because of course you can.
\nAsking important questions that no one knows for why,
\nStressing with yogic hands like some enlightened guy.<\/p>\n

So why not turn off your smartphone and go for a walk,
\nAnd work off that pork pie and make the neighbours talk.
\nYou will hear more sense from spoke clackers on a bike,
\nThan some bumptious blogger wearing an over-ear mike.<\/p>\n

Richard Gillies – August 2018<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s National Poetry Day today, so here’s something from one our group’s poets – Richard Gillies Tedious Talks on Telemetry Rehearsed smugness, wry smile, I agree with the sentiment it\u2019s all vile. Let\u2019s return a certain uncertainty, tripping on a wire, All this mock gravitas, it\u2019s patently dire. Oh for a little deliberation, some shuffling… Read More »Tedious Talks On Telemetry – National Poetry Day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meeting-archive"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":421,"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions\/421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nethergatewriters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}