By Craig A Mudie
Groucho’s Record and Tape Exchange
Always has an eclectic range
Of merchandise, both cheap and dear
Records, badges, aw the gear
A Dundee punk could ever need
To keep their fashions up to speed.
Behind the counter, every day,
Except when United were playing away
Stood Breeks (or Alistair tae his mither)
Keeping the disparate tribes the gither
Pensioners, teens, kids in strollers
But just nae fans o’ the Bay City Rollers!
Mair Dundonian than Desperate Dan,
Breeks, Dundee’s own Music Man.